Our guest, Mitch Burrow, is not smart enough to use the Internet. Life is difficult for a man who refuses to take an intelligence upgrade like everybody else. Pornbots try to steal his kidneys. Scammers want to frame him for car accidents. And worst of all, he might not be smart enough to have decent sex with his girlfriend. A story about being left for dumb.
Music/Sfx: Machine Court Theme by Rich Vreeland. In A Vat by Erik Hermansen and Jon Sonnenberg. All other songs from royalty-free music providers. Sound effects provided from various authors under Creative Commons license (Freesound attribution page).