Episodes

3.1 “Prince of the Internet”

3.1 “Prince of the Internet”
Would you trust Albert Kirchner to raise your child? Would you trust this child to raise the Internet? In the horrible future, nine-year-old Brian Comcast III is used to getting whatever he ... Read more
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2.b7 “Fireside Chat”

2.b7 “Fireside Chat”
Mr. Stomps and Spogey try to start a toasty fire while Erik explains upcoming changes in Season 3 next week. You will learn the proper way to build a fire without using gasoline. Music: Machine ... Read more
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2.b6 “Sci-Fi Mistakes”

2.b6 “Sci-Fi Mistakes”
Dr. Nollie is irritated with fake experts making bad predictions. What if Captain Kirk had a cellphone? Bonus episode–season 3 starts in 2 weeks. Music: Machine Court Theme by Rich ... Read more
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2.b5 “Greatness Re-Tasted”

2.b5 “Greatness Re-Tasted”
I don’t think you understand how badass Tycho Brahe was. Find out! Also, we’ve got another fake TED talk for you. Something about forcing clones to do important literary work, but I ... Read more
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2.b4 “Fortune Five Blundered”

2.b4 “Fortune Five Blundered”
Another fake commercial for a company that really doesn’t need it. Flotilla Kelp tries to describe all the good stuff about Berkshire Hathaway. Will they be calling us soon about an ... Read more
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2.b3 “Hacking Beef Jerky”

2.b3 “Hacking Beef Jerky”
Another bonus episode to tide you over til next season. Steve Shart gives an impassioned TED Talk on an important topic–beef jerky. Hey, it can’t be any dumber than the real TED Talks ... Read more
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2.b2 “Good Hitler’s Poetry Camp”

2.b2 “Good Hitler’s Poetry Camp”
Are you serious about poetry? Maybe you’re ready for Good Hitler’s Poetry Camp, where nothing short of greatness is tolerated! Join Philip, Steelia, and Mr. Stomps as they share ... Read more
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2.b1 “Trains and Sandwiches”

2.b1 “Trains and Sandwiches”
Follow the life of Parker Postyeni in 2113 from cradle to grave. Assigned to a corporation at birth, Parker wrestles with difficult academic and career choices–should he focus on trains or ... Read more
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2.16 “TEDinburgh”

2.16 “TEDinburgh”
At the TED convention in Edinburgh, at least two horrible TED talks are given. A surprise visitor arrives to the Machine Control Compound. (Who? I can’t tell you!) Many plot twists and ... Read more
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2.15 “Robotainment”

2.15 “Robotainment”
Special guest Mitch Burrow takes a break from arguing with his imaginary girlfriend to give his opinions on computer-generated entertainment. What if your TV watched you back? What if Netflix ... Read more
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