K-Mart Fancy

If you ever use a place like Vistaprint to churn up some quick business cards, don’t pay the extra ten bucks to get glossy card stock. It looks “fancy”. Like “fancy” ketchup or a jumbo pack of “fancy” plastic silverware. Better to go with plain vanilla matte. I think I did this once before and had the same misgivings. So now I need to get a Memento tattoo on my forehead that says “Glossy looks like ass,” and that will remind me not to get fancy again.