3.5 “Schmeat Salesman”

Our guest, Paul, is placed inside of a simulated life in the year 2035. There he loses his job and must find work–ANY work–for he and his robot family to survive. Ghastly career options are explored, like dumpster dive promoter and testicle donor. Paul ends up in door-to-door shmeat sales, by some accounts the worst occupation of them all. Steve Shart provides emotional support, if not financial. DeAna Croson, Jason Harris, and Siyence McGhee debut as cast members in this episode.

Music/Sfx: Machine Court Theme by Rich Vreeland. In A Vat by Erik Hermansen and Jon Sonnenberg. All other songs from royalty-free music providers. Sound effects provided from various authors under Creative Commons license (Freesound attribution page).